What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 20:12
No, not a chance
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What is the rudest/meanest thing a family member has said to you?
Nuts and Butts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Another attempt resulted in ...
No go.
Still no good
ESA supports Moon mission carrying first European rover - European Space Agency
They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
Loons and Moons
England is launching a gonorrhea vaccine. Is Canada next? - Yahoo
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
I have a bad reputation and need help. What should I do?
No way
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Exercise improves colon cancer survival, high-quality trial finds - Ars Technica
Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Report: Steelers, Dolphins renew talks about a trade for Jonnu Smith - NBC Sports
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Can a 40-year-old date a 20-year-old?
Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds
Yankees Planning To Place Luke Weaver On Injured List - MLB Trade Rumors
So they tried
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Have your parents ever walked in on you?
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..